Forget historical accuracy and realistic depictions of past events. All we need are air brushed abs, slow motion screen shots, Black Sabbath, and blood splatter. 300: Rise Of An Empire promises to deliver on the second set of guidelines. I’ll be honest I almost stopped this until the Black Sabbath started, then I was like “YEAHHHHH and kicked over my desk…..” Movie wise? It’ll be worth a rental…maybe a rainy Sunday matinee, when Football season is over.